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  • good idea
    09-13 07:59 PM
    Common guys we need to make some thing better for EB3 folks.
    I can feel optimism in your message but the reality is only (better) change (from candidate prospective) in rules can make things better...




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  • sledge_hammer
    05-14 04:35 PM
    Only 215 votes for EB2 India?

    Assuming an equal number for EB3 India, EB2 China, and EB3 China, we have a total of 856 people who have applied for PD?

    We have more than 8000 members, so are we to assume the 7000 and odd members are ROW?

    Something doesn't add up.

    Can ROW people please have a poll for yourselves?




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  • sanjuatl
    09-04 10:40 AM
    I think the Medical's are valid for 18 Months and not one year.I checked this out when i took infopass.Correct me if i am wrong .


    As I remember, the validity is one year.




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  • rockets12345
    10-31 05:50 PM
    yes california service center didn't accept my H1B extension application and returned back saying we have to file it in Vermont Service Center that's what my Attorney told me if he is not lying. But the good thing is my EAD shows 10/10/2007 start date and my H1B expired on 10/11/2007.

    But I still am not using EAD and have sent my H extension to Vermont and hoping for good. So for some reason if they don't approve will use my EAD from that point. But will it cause any issues in future or on 485

    But lesson learnt is never hire cheap lawyers most of the time they don't know anything.

    Thanks



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  • skd043000
    02-09 08:46 PM
    what is NCR Region???

    Delhi-noida-gurgaon-etc area




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  • bach007
    11-27 01:41 AM
    hey dude I hv an appointment on 10 dec as well in Mumbai! Its 10 am. However I wont be able to share acco with you as I will be coming from somewhere else.

    Anyway, just finished sorting up all the docs. Good luck to you too. :)

    Usually I get my Visa stamped in Chennai. I have enough info to survive in Chennai.

    This time it is not going to help much as I am going to Mumbai. It is a pain from the first step. I finally got the appointment for 10th Dec. I have to have some body hand deliver documents there in India..Oh well..

    I have the appointment at 9:30 AM and was planning to fly out of Mumbai Airport same day at 1:30 PM. Now it looks very ambitious! What do you think? :confused:

    I have no idea about lodging near consulate. I tried my luck near the airport many times. It wasn't pretty.

    Any recommendation on Hotels and area near consulate ? I am not going near Five star / Rs 10,000 per day.
    I am looking at ~ Rs 2,000 for 7 hours..

    Any help is appreciated..:)



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  • qualified_trash
    11-30 09:56 AM
    if you have an approved I140, you can get a 3 year H1 extension. Just make sure that your new employer does PERM + I140 ASAP and you can retain your PD.

    industry, job description, qualification etc., only come into the picture if a substitute labor is being considered.

    also, make sure you speak with a lawyer.




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  • qasleuth
    05-06 11:02 PM
    Dear IV Members,

    I know this is an immigration forum but I thought if I can get some valuable advice.

    A couple of days back, the police forced into our apartment saying that they have heard a complain about domestic violence. I was surprised because the only thing that happenned was that our child was crying during that time. They came inside and started searching our small apartment and started to interogate me. In our bedroom, there is space where we keep our deities and do Puja. My wife is a little bit more religious than me - so she requested them not to go to that space with shoes on. However, they did not listen and just went wherever they wanted. This I think is a disrespect to other culture. Later, when they did not find anything, they just left. We were dumb-founded. We were scared too.... In our building, we are the only Indian/foreigner. This might probably leave a permanant scar in the child's mind when he sees his father interrogated for nothing.

    Can someone advice if we can take the matter to someone? Any advice or help will be greatly appreciated.

    This is just horrible that you had to go through such an ordeal. In my opinion: There is no need to educate anybody. If they disrespected something you believe in, then shame on them.
    If you are innocent the most important thing to remember in such a situation is giving consent to 'search'. Once you give consent then you might lose the right to fight against such an infraction. If you did not give consent and they 'forced' themselves into your apartment then it is against your fourth amendment rights. Now the next question you might want to ask yourself: Now that the incident happened, what do you want to do about it? If you do not want to spend money on a lawyer, contact your local ACLU or NAACP chapter and seek advice. You have every right to do what needs to be done to feel better after being abused. And more importantly, when you lodge a complaint (after seeking advice from ACLU guys and/or lawyer) it triggers action, hopefully those officers will get some kind of training on respecting other cultures.



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  • ganguteli
    04-08 06:21 PM
    Please feel free to delete my id.

    I am done here. Wish good luck to everybody. Hope everyone gets GC soon.

    As if your ID has any value?

    Who cares about annonymous IDs anyways. :D:D:D

    I am happy you did not get any reply. You thought you are some Senator or VIP...
    Go show off your ego to your CEO and lawyer. You will get the treatment that will put you on ground level.




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  • collkaverill
    09-04 12:32 PM
    This is an interesting article. My younger brother works for Wipro in India. He has a H1 Visa and work permit for U.K. He highly prefers London to US for several reasons. Firstly, he saves more money there (it used to be other way round a while back). Secondly, if he gets married, she won't be stuck at home for lack of visa... Currently he is here in US temporarily but when he goes back to India, he is going to ask for a longterm project in UK. Certainly doesn't want to come here on a longterm project. More importantly he doesn't want to settle permanently anywhere except in India.

    I feel bad for getting stuck in this country. My wife is a doctor and her prospects anywhere except in US are very dim. But if I would have been married to an IT girl, I would have strongly persued oppurtunities else where. World is big and for IT folks oppurtunities are abundant everywhere...



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  • JeffDG
    01-27 07:09 AM
    This bill is probably stuck in some committee and will not see the light!

    Everyone here is talking about the DV if eliminated would benefit the EB, does the FB have a say in it?

    The bill in question specifically allocates the 55,000 visas from the DV Lottery to EB visas.




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  • Hermione
    09-27 10:07 AM
    The article says: "After all, if the legal process was more efficient and less daunting, perhaps the illegal immigration problems wouldn't be quite so bad."

    I say, it is not perhaps, it is a given. When there is a legal remedy for any issue (not just immigration), then 9 out of 10 people would not go the illegal way.


    This is very much correct. And it is also the reason to position fixing immigration system as a remedy for both legal and illegal immigration. If you propose a help for legal immigrants, lawmakers are not going to listen to you as much as if you proposed something that fixes both legal immigration and encourages less illegal immigration in the future. It is that simple.



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  • Munshi75
    09-27 05:49 PM
    Try in any universities for a job or even in schools .I am sure you will come across an ample of opportunities. Pay may not be attractive nevertheless, will you keep to afloat .

    And next option would be (if have your GRE Valid), apply in some small schools for a similar but different program now and take admission in Jan 08. Search for small schools only.

    Hope this would help . Try first option , bet u will find soon.




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  • Googler
    02-17 07:52 PM
    See more discussion here (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showpost.php?p=224161&postcount=211).



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  • andycool
    04-23 02:49 PM
    I am employeed in IT consultancy, and wants to change my employement as a permenent employee of the client.
    When i told this to my employeer he is telling me that he can file a lawsuite against my Client(New Employeer) on the bases of Small Business Administantion laws, stated below

    Although the contract does not specifically state that the client cannot hire the contractor (you) on a permanent job, it also does not state that the client can. Current Employeer comes under the category of the 'Small Business Administration' under the State and the Federal Governments. Both governments fully support the growth and looks after the interests of small businesses in the country. They have always done it and are even more supportive lately as a result of the struggle small businesses are undergoing in these bad economic times. I have been advised by the company attorney that I contracted you to the client purely on professional and ethical grounds for the benefit of Current Employeer business. If a giant company like Client just takes you away to their advantage, it may not be looked upon favorably by a small business court.

    Below is what is in the contract between my Employeer and Client.

    1. This agreement is for the sole purposes of providing the services of the Contractor’s employee XXX to (Client).
    2. Contractor will be an independent contractor of Company and will work on a Client assignment.
    3. Company will pay $XX.00 per hour to Contractor for all the hours of work and expenses approved by Client.
    4. All time and expenses should be entered into client’s system and should be approved by the concerned manager or project manager.
    5 Company will not pay contractor for any time and expenses not authorized and not approved by Client.
    6. Contractor shall be solely responsible for the quality of work performed.
    7. Payment terms shall be XX days net and will be made on a bi-weekly basis.
    8. The start date and the length of assignment will be determined by Client, and Company shall let the Contractor know in writing before the date on which the consultant starts working for the Client.
    9. Contractor reserves the right to offer consultant’s services to other clients until such time the Company and the Contractor executes this agreement as well as a project work order.
    10. This is the only agreement between the Contractor and the Company. Changes can be made in writing only and have to be signed by both parties to be effective.
    11. This agreement is subject to the laws of the State of Texas.
    12. Either party can terminate this contract by giving 2 week’s written notice, via email or physical mail. The notifying party must obtain proof of delivery of such notification to the other party.

    Can any one tell if there is any possibility of that

    I think your Employer is trying to scare you ...:)




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  • fromnaija
    07-18 06:54 PM
    I may be wrong on Q2 but on Q1 I am 100% certain that unless you file your 485 under the new fee structure ($1010), you will have to pay the new EAD fee each year when you renew your EAD.

    Can someone else confirm this too? For Q2, I think you are wrong. Take this case....
    Primary is on H1, derivative on H4, both apply for AOS, primary goes on EAD (thus invalidating H1, and in turn spouse's H4). So, the spouse just has AOS receipt number, and no H4. Is she out of status? Of course not. This is a very common scenario.


    Also, for Q1, I765 is a completely different entity in the pay schedule http://www.uscis.gov/files/nativedocuments/FinalUSCISFeeSchedule052907.pdf

    So, why wouldn't I get the benefit of the higher fee if I pay that? Any source of information for you to say I will have to pay each year?



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  • kondur_007
    03-16 01:13 PM
    can someone please give me some advices about this situation?

    I'm in US since Aug 2006 with F1 visa (and F2 my spouse).
    Nothing changed in 2007, and I didn't leave US at all.
    Then in June 2008, my visa status changed to H1B (and H4 for spouse).
    I am also receiving tuition waiver as employment benefits (I got the 1098T form for that).
    Spouse does not have ITIN and never filed any returns in US. By the way, is there a problem I didn't request an ITIN for my spouse by now? should F2 always have an ITIN even if spouse has never had any income of any sort?
    I have always filed 1040NR-EZ (for 2006 and 2007) but didn't claim spouse these 2 years (while on F2)

    My question is whether I have substantial presence in US after 3 years or not, and which form should I file. How about spouse's (with no ITIN) tax forms? Thank you.

    You are "dual status alien" for the purpose of tax filing. I came across same thing when I switched from F1 to H1.
    This is one situation, where you ideally "have to Itemized" (and this is true for India and it depends on Treaty with every country, it is different for lot of coutries).
    My sincere advise, just go to H and R block and get it done (this was the only year when I had my taxes done through H and R block). From the next year you will be "resident alien" and should be able to file using turbotax by yourself.
    Good Luck.




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  • krishna_brc
    08-04 01:54 PM
    She applied for second AP before travelling. My question is does she have to return before first AP expires OR can I mail her the second AP when it gets approved?

    I think it is safer to come back on old AP.




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  • gc_on_demand
    05-22 10:18 AM
    Hello -

    if they are to terminate concurrent filing. How long would it take for
    the rule to take place. This includes 2 months comment period and all

    Thanks

    P :)


    I think after comment period with in week they publish rule in federal register.

    So at max by aug 15th they will make this rule.




    Jerry2121
    07-06 09:26 PM
    Hello ,
    Here is a run down on my case:
    First I-485 applied in 6/2002,
    Fingerprint done, EAD obtained in 2/03
    Application withdrawn by spouse due to conviction
    Second I-485 applied by my 2nd DW in 7/05
    Interview granted in 5/06
    Case still pending due name check
    GC? till date
    Anyone with a similar case and any advice on this case? I've spent about 30K USD on this case on Lawyers and still have NOT got any decision from the USCIS. Now , I'm considering filing a WOM. Whats your take on this? Thanks !




    trramesh
    11-19 07:55 AM
    If you know any of your friends that qualify for the survey but have not participated, pls ask them to fill it in. The more data we have, the more it is to our advantage.



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